Mika wants what we all want...

"I know that when you arrive at the office each day you say a silent prayer that maybe, just maybe, Sarah Palin will at long last just shut up for just ten fucking minutes. I know because I can see it in your eyes."



Colbert. Brilliant.

McCain's Choice

The Palin Speech Impediment is Contagious.

Gams and Gammers

via The Daily Show.

Katie Couric is a tough-talking big city reporter, and Sarah Palin is a moose-hunting maverick governor with real specs appeal.

"I love this show! It's like the first season of Lost, only it makes less sense."
-Jon Stewart

"Any of 'em that have been in front of me all these years".

Dear Sarah -

How on earth did you have time to be governor when you are reading all the news! I mean, there's so much out there!

Maybe you have the super power of OSMOSIS! Come, fess up! You do, dontcha!

Either way, I guess we sure is lucky we have such a well-read candidate for vice president.

Can't wait to see that perty little smile of yours get wiped off your face this evening!

Kisses,

GF

I'm just a Bill

I thought with all the talk about the bail out bill everyone could use a little refresher on how a a bill gets passed, thank you Schoolhouse Rock.

Free Sarah Palin! Amen Sister.

McCain camp tries to to keep reporters out of Palin meetings

Dear Sarah -

Will you please get your boys to stop censoring you? You should be screaming SEXISM at the top of your lungs to your own party - not to the press!!

McCain camp tries to to keep reporters out of Palin meetings
Posted: 01:45 PM ET, September 23rd

(CNN) — McCain-Palin campaign officials shifted course Tuesday after being informed by television news organizations that they would not broadcast footage of Sarah Palin’s meeting with Afghan leader Hamid Karzai Tuesday in New York — the Republican VP nominee’s first with a foreign leader — if a reporter was not allowed in to observe the pair. more...

Thanks,

Girl Friday

UPDATE: You know it's pretty bad when Fox News is getting in on the act.

"and I believe it's just God huggin' us closer"

"You have to know what you're gettin' into"

***This post is sponsored by the letter "g", which is painfully missin' from many of Palin's endin's***

Dear Sarah -

Given all the hoopla from your camp about the press givin' you a hard time, I find this clip very, very interestin':



Sarah, a little friendly advice: you gotta stop lettin' them boys do your talkin' for you, cause what you say here, is totally in conflict with the GOP cryin' over how you're bein' treated by those liberal, elitist, biased folks in the media. You know, you gotta plow through that.

-gf

"In what respect Charlie?"

Dear Sarah -

I have only been able to watch snippets of your first major interview so far, but shit, if you're going to preach to us about America and Terrorists and the Troops and America here in America, your interns could have done a little better research for you.



Or maybe you should have just come out and said that you have no clue what the Bush Doctrine refers to. Then at least we'd know that you know your limitations. I only had a vague notion of what it is myself until about Charlie spelled it out for you and everyone watching, but then again, I'm not running for the position of second in command behind an old guy that could drop dead at any minute.

You should send Charlie a nice, warm thank you note for not calling you out right there.

Go America!

-gf

"It's like a bad Disney movie..."

Dear Sarah:

OoooooOOOOOoooooo! Matt Damon would like to get to know you better Sarah! *Swoon*

But with all seriousness, I post this not because its "Matt Damon, Celebrity" (I could really give a rat's ass about what celebrities think about politics in general) but because he expresses the concerns that many of us have about you, very very well.



-gf

UPDATE: Walt Disney Presents: The Sarah Palin Story Courtesy of Jezebel

Donny Deutsch is a Sexist Douchebag

Dear Sarah -

Someone has a crush on you.



Donny, I hope some of the women at Deutsch quit on your disgusting ass.

Sarah Palin Gender Card